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(via lordcheshire)
People think they know me because for years I have seen the movies and read about me in the papers. They like the feeling that we grew up together. But I have a personal dimension that no one knows.
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(via notabadday)
This is no joke, it really happened in my first responder class today
- My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
- What do you do next?
- Student: Call 911!
- My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.

